You should always read the directions because I finally found out how to link things and make italics and bold by reading them.--I was using the wrong browser! It only works (the easy way) with Internet Explorer! I hate IE, it was really ruined with Windows XP, plus there's always some new security flaw being found in it like most Microsoft things. They're a billion dollar computer company and they still release flawed products. That is GUNK.
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll eat until the pond is fished out.
Teach a man to genetically engineer a fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

Email me! We can discuss politics, gender issues, The Dred Scott decision, whatev.

It's come to my attention that there's some other blog site called "Redheaded Ramblings" which is described as:

'musings on random topics by a redheaded whirligig: literature, music, mainstream media, politics, world events, "cabbages and kings".'

Ramblings? Musings? Sound familiar? I think I'm ripping off his site but I didn't know! Really! I'd never seen it before, honest! His site looks way cooler than mine too, I wonder how he/she got it like that? Sigh...

I got a new Spinbrush today, it's totally awesome. Light years ahead of the first Spinbrush incarnation.
THE EVOLUTION OF THE CREST SPINBRUSH--
Spinning head, must be thrown away when used.-->
Replaceable heads can be attached to an old brush-->
Brush head spirals AND moves up and down! With
replaceable head! Genius.

I think I've coined a new psychological disorder. Having a goatee, I decided to shave it off to kick off age 24 with a different look. BUT, I'm going through Facial Hair Withdrawal Syndrome because I miss my face hair. My face is now like an empty void, lost in the massiveness of my head.

I really hate it when you're eating at KFC and the cole slaw juice leaks over into your chicken and makes it all soggy.

Does anybody actually read this page? It seems kind of like a needle in the haystack of the internet. Drop me a line at splendorismatt@hotmail.com.

Today was my 24th birthday. It wasn’t so bad, but it is a little sad. Another year older, but even worse, I moved up an entire demographic. When an internet company asks you how old you are for advertising purposes or what have you, the demographics usually are 18-23, 24-29... That means I’ve moved to a whole separate age organization! My opinions now count towards entirely different things. That’s a difficult pill for me to swallow…But the waiter at the restaurant gave me free cake and that ain’t half bad. AND the kitchen cooked my steak perfectly, which ain’t half bad either. And that equals whole goodness.

I also voted today, being the conscious citizen I am. This is the problem I have with voting, at least where I am: Most of the people who are running were the only candidate in their category! That’s not a choice, that’s a candidate that you the voter are going to be stuck with, like it or not. You have no say in the matter. Isn’t that like a dictatorship? The people I don’t know are going to be fighting for things I don’t even want/agree with. That ain’t right dudes.

This World Series is continually mentioned as “Barry Bonds’ World Series, as it's the only milestone he hasn't reached in his career. Barry has been a consistently good player all his years but why now is he erupting with a million home runs and being intentionally walked a million times? One word: STEROIDS. Does anybody else notice this? Maybe, but nobody says anything. During the Series they even show Barry back in his Pirates days and you can clearly see how skinny he was. And then he suddenly explodes in muscle and homerun output and he’s huge. He never hits more than 40-some homeruns and then he’s hitting 73? Imagine if he hadn’t have been walked a trillion times, he would have hit 200 homers.

But what I'm saying is that by saying this Series is for Barry Bonds, you're pretty much ignoring THE REST OF THE TEAM. Didn't they work just as hard to get there? One player does not a team make. That just ain’t right. Give me a team of Adam Kennedy's any day...he's my dawg.

This is an awesome World Series, it totally sucks that no one's watching it.
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Go Angels.