Saturday, December 28, 2002

The names of a lot of these music bands/groups/artists really disgusts me. I can't figure why of all the names in the world, they pick the dumbest? How about Limp Bizkit? That name is so utterly stupid I can't even fathom it. Or the Goo Goo Dolls? HIDEOUS. It sounds like a baby picked out that name. How about Sean Combs aka Puffy aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy? The progression of his name just keeps getting worse! You've got millions Sean Puffy, hire some people to think of a better name for you.

More:
-Puddle of Mudd
-Lil Bow Wow
-Ja Rule
-Snoop Doggy Dogg
-3LW
-B2K
-'N Sync
-Linkin Park-Andrew WK
-GZA & RZA (of Wu-Tang Clan)
...list goes on.


Have all the normal names been taken already or what? No band names seem to be simple these days, they have to stick extra letters in, create a non-sensical phrase, or put letters together that make the the name unpronounceable next to each other! I can barely take people seriously with names this stupid. So how about giving me some originality without the stupidity please?

Tuesday, December 24, 2002

Being the holiday season and all, I just don't feel like ranting about the travesties of humanity. So Merry Christmas! Happy Haunakkah! Joyous Kwanzaa!

Sunday, December 22, 2002

I think Pepsi Blue got a bad rap. It really not bad, but right off the bat people were saying they didn't like it. I think this is because of one reason: people have bad memories of Clear Pepsi, which was disgusting. But unlike Clear Pepsi, Pepsi Blue is not blue-colored Pepsi. Yes, it is blue, but it's not Pepsi. It doesn't taste like Pepsi at all, but rather like a blueberry soda. And that's the fatal flaw of the Pepsi Blue campaign, that they named it Pepsi when it is clearly NOT Pepsi, thereby confusing an entire generation who has already become grossed out by the likes of green ketchup. People are discriminating against certain foods because of their color, thus unwittingly becoming food segregationists. Didn't we outlaw that sort of behavior long ago? Just ask Trent Lott, people aren't too keen on that strain of thought these days.