When you to a fast food restaurant these days and want to order fries or a drink, why is the smallest size listed on the menu medium? They've got medium, large, and supersize. Small is apparently non-existent now. But how can there be a medium if there is no small? Then shouldn't medium be small, and large be medium? Yes, it should. Now if you want a small you have to say medium! I remember when there was small, medium, and large sizes. Ahh, the good old days, when portion sizes made sense...

Yes, I'm a loser, I actually watched I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! And I can honestly say that it was one of the worst shows I've ever had the displeasure of watching. Nobody looked like they were having fun, they did tired old recycled Fear Factor-type stunts, and it was just a sad display of reality television. These people are JOBBERS. I think the show should be called I'm a "Celebrity," Get Me Out of Here! because these people are a far cry from being actual celebrities and deserve quotes around that title.

Julianne Moore recently said she disdains the fact that action movies are preferred by studios because they can be easily sold overseas (the story is here), but that she is "interested in characters that are about who we are and how we live. I'm very drawn to ordinary characters in domestic situations, because I think that's what our lives are about generally." You don't like action movies? So I guess that explains Assassins, Jurassic Park: The Lost World, and Evolution huh? Because those were some BAD action movies.

You know what I really like? (for a change from my usual not-liking of things) The no-drain, vacuum sealed albacore tuna. Boy does that make it a lot easier to make a tuna fish sandwich. It bypasses the cumbersome and messy step of draining the can. You know what makes making the sandwich even easier? Mayonaise that squirts out like mustard. Finally someone thought of that idea! It's been a long time coming. That bypasses the whole step of spooning out the mayo, and we all know how time-consuming and spoon-gunking that step can be!

On the Back to the Future DVD, Michael J. Fox said he was "embarrassed" that he ever did the Teen Wolf movie. Embarrassed? At one of the greatest movies of the 80s? Styles? Boof? That movie rules! I watch it everytime I see it on tv! Now it's Doc Hollywood he should really be embarrassed about. And The Secret of My Success. Don't forget Life with Mikey. Greedy too. At lease he wasn't in Teen Wolf Too. Jason Bateman had that honor.