Why do they have so many different kinds of Chap Stick these days? They've got plain, strawberry, cherry, mint, PJP Plus, Strawberry Kiwi, Tropical Fruit, Mocha, Vanilla, Grapecraze, Fruitcraze, Blue Crazeberry, Lip Moisturizer, Medicated, Ultra SPF 30, Sun Zone, and Overnight. Honestly, do we need all these? Do you think there are people that carry one of each kind just in case a situation comes up where they need a specific one? "Sun--blazing! Must pull out--SPF!" "Lips--dry and cracking! Must--pull out--Lip Moisturizer!" Seems to me like you only need one. One size fits all. But then, what would we do if we needed sunblock, great tasting flavors, moist lips or an overnight treatment? What indeed my friends?
*All Chap Stick flavors can be verified on Chapstick.com. Yes, I checked.
The hip new way of finding out information on somebody is to "Google" them by searching their name on Google. So I did that to myself and found all sorts of great stuff.
Examples:
-Matt Macdonald is a deceptively amazing Catcher
-Matt MacDonald...was Regional Champion in the 110high hurdles and 5th in the 300
-Matt MacDonald added an empty-netter with a second remaining to seal the 5-2 win for the Saints
-Red Dwarf I: The Original Series...Guest Stars: Matt MacDonald
-Guest Chef Matt MacDonald
-Matt MacDonald and Josh Abelow brought their large-scale paintings down from Providence for this two-man show
-"Matt MacDonald has been murdered!"
Unfortunately, none of these people are actually me, I'm not nearly as cool. *sigh* But hey, I always look at the bright side of things--at least I haven't been murdered.
They kicked Vanessa off American Idol?! Well sorrrrry if she wasn't the cookie cutter pop idol, but at least she had some personality and her own style. What is wrong with America?? They'd rather have the dreadlock sportin', gold chain drapin', gangsta clothes wearin', too high singin' Corey Clark in there??? It's like Justin Guarini all over again! And if the "Hercules! Hercules!" guy stays in there and says that one more time, I'm going to have to enter an insane asylum. These guys should get the heck out of there--are you listening America??
Do you notice when they show the video packages for these people that they have their entire family and friends there, not to mention the whole town, celebrating! They have signs all over the place and name days after them. If I was in American Idol and they had a video package of me, it would be me coming home and being greeted by my parents with a balloon and cake. That is it. And my town would be like "Who? Matt? Never heard of him." I guarantee you I wouldn't get a day named after me. *sniff*
It really bothers me when people add an 's' where there just shouldn't be one. Par example, "anywheres," "somewheres" or "one years old." Not only is it not needed, it's unnecessary and sounds dumb. It's also poor grammar too, and that just ain't right. ("Ain't" is poor grammar too--oh the irony of it all!)
Please, no! Say it ain't so! In this story, the director and producer are squabbling over the casting of the lead role in the new Superman. Here are some of the candidates that have been batted around: Josh Hartnett, Jude Law, Ashton Kutcher, Brendan Fraser, Paul Walker, Hayden Christensen and soap star Matthew Bomer. What??? None of these guys are Superman-esqe! Do I want giant tool Ashton Kutcher as my Superman?? No. Do I want Brendan Fraser's ugly mug on my Superman?? No. Do I want soap star Matthew Bomer as my Superman?? I don't even know who that guy is! My point is, these people don't have "it." They can't convincingly play the Man of Steel. Gosh, the only thing worse than this would be if they cast Justin Timberlake as Jimmy Olsen. Oh wait--that's going to happen too.
I have to laugh at this story, which says that John Travolta is throwing his career away because he demands too high a salary, yet hasn't made a blockbuster movie in years. So let me get this straight...he was a big star in the Saturday Night Fever era, then messed up his career with schlock like Look Who's Talking, then ressurected his career with Pulp Fiction, and is now throwing his career away yet again? Get a new agent buddy! 'Cause the current one seems to find projects like Battlefield: Earth and Swordfish as brilliant works of cinematic art.
I don't really understand Capri pants (or as my mom calls them, peddlepushers; or as my dad calls them, boat pants). You don't have enough options with pants or shorts, you have to have a three-quarter length pant? So your legs are warm but your ankles are cool? I'm not really sure if these are really necessary. But I guess they're okay...on women. If they're on a guy, that's just a bad scene man.
