THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY

This article says that a Transformers live-action movie is in the works!!! How cool is that? My childhood dream finally comes true!

The Hilton sisters appear to be famous because they're rich and they party a lot. That's it. Apparently that's enough these days.

Fred Durst is infatuated with yet another woman way out of his league--Angelina Jolie. Let's see...Academy Award winning actress and hack "rock" star. Not exactly a match made in heaven is it? Of course, I'm not factoring in the strange factor of Angelina either...

MATT'S FOXWOODS REPORT

So I've returned from the lovely Foxwoods Resort & Casino in eastern Connecticut. Did I win? Lose? Well, lost mostly, but I did have some pleasant winnings, like $50 at video poker and $70 at the blackjack table. But, everyone only mentions their winnings, so I'm not going to mention my numerous amounts of losings. It was well worth it though. I expect to lose, so I'm already ahead of the game. I think I might need to call Gambler Addict's Anonymous though because I LOVE me the gambling.

But coming back I had me a bit of bad luck. My friend's car broke down! razzum frazzum... So we had to ride in a tow truck for the remaining 90 miles of the trip!! Son of a biscuit! The trip sure was pleasant. I'll tell ya, there's nothing like a jostling, teeth-rattling ride in a crumbling apart tow truck while I had to pee so bad that every bump jiggled my bladder, making me have to pee even worse, all with a fat, chain-smoking, redneck driver. *sarcasm* I'm glad that bit of bad luck hit me after the trip because I would have been much too superstitious to bet money after that stroke of horrible luck.

More postings on Transformers and Fred Durst later!

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM...

I'm going to gamble my life savings away at the Foxwoods casino. Why? Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house. So maybe that'll happen...

...yeah right.

THIS OR THAT? THIS OR THAT?

I've been so indecisive lately, I just can't make up my mind. I'll debate for far too long over what I should have for lunch or dinner. I think that both would taste equally good, so if they're both equal, which one would be better? I can't fathom it. Obviously, I could have one for one meal, and then just eat the other one for the next meal, but nooooo, I can't seem to wrap my mind around that fact. Or, if I go to a restaurant, I might spend an obscene amount of time trying to debate the benefits of each menu item. I am fast becoming my grandmother, I'll tell you that. What is wrong with me?? I've become old before my time! Noooooooooooo!!!