DOWN WIT' MY HOMIES IN DA LV

Sorry for any fans of Inconsequential Insanities for the infrequency of posts lately, I've been pretty busy trying to find an apartment, amongst other things. Now I'm going to Las Vegas baby!!! That's right, just a scant week and a half after my Foxwoods trip (see 6/13 post below), I'm headed to the mecca of gambling, where I will be found at the blackjack tables if anyone needs me. So there won't be any posts for the next week while I'm gettin' my Vegas on!

THE UNTOLD STORY OF ORGANIC VEGETABLES

I HATE organic vegetables. "But Matt!" you say, "Organic vegetables are naturally grown and free of pesticides! They're much healthier for you!" But let me tell you, they are not. I know because I used to work in a produce department in a supermarket. The organics would ship in to the store in a case and when you opened it up, half the case would be mushed up and rotting, and sometimes it would even be covered in flies. But of course, the customer never saw that. They only saw the good organic produce, the stuff that wasn't messed up. Plus, that stuff spoils in a day because of the lack of anything on it to keep it fresh. Yup, give me pesticides and other unnatural ingredients any day, let me tell you.

"IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES"

What is with the term "irreconcilable differences"? Does that mean that if one person likes tomato soup and one person likes chicken noodle and there are fights over what is going to be had for lunch, that's an "irreconcilable difference"? What exactly is an "irreconcilable difference"? I mean, everybody has differences, but I guess apparently these differences are just so bad, they can't be glossed over? I'm not sure. Maybe I'll understand it more when I'm married. But maybe it would be best if I didn't understand it, if you know what I mean.