THE RAREST OF THE RARE

The rarest thing ever happened to me today. I got not one, but two--count 'em--TWO $2 bills in change today! What are the chances?! Pretty darn low I'd say, but I'm now in that small fraction of people that have gotten two $2 bills back in change in one day. Or could I be the only one? Am I that special? You don't see $2 bills too often. It's possible I could be. At least in the 21st century maybe... Joy! Oh to finally discover my place in the universe...he of the multiple $2 bills in change in one day guy...

2000--AND NOT A FLUSH LESS!

2000 Flushes is a good thing. It cleans the toilet bowl itself! Like magic! Any one thing less that I don't have to do is pretty great in my book. But I'm wondering, am I getting what's advertised on the box? It lasts for 2000 flushes, which means that I should have to flush the toilet 2000 times before it's gone. If I get 1999 flushes, that's not delivering. I'm paying for 2000 flushes, and not one less! I considered marking down every flush I took just so I could determine if I'm getting the bang for my buck, but decided nah, I'm not that much of a dork! Right? Right? ...r-right? *sniffle*

AWWWW... *SNIFFLE*

I'm not a big fan of these "heart-warming" Friendly's commercials. You know, where the boyfriend of the mom tries to get on the good side of her daughter by saying that he'll take her to Friendly's. Or when a father is at his son's school and sees a picture his son drew of his hero--his dad. *sigh* Aren't those just the most poignant moments you've ever seen? *tear* ... But what I don't understand is what these situations have to do with food. Is Friendly's the first place one thinks of to dine with your family? Does that make for a happy nuclear family? Is that the secret? That's the missing link to broken homes: Friendly's. Go to Friendly's and your awkward family situation is all forgiven. Yes, sometimes you can get a free sundae with your meal, and that makes one happy, but I still don't get it. It's not the first place I'd think of to bring my family (if I had a family of my own I mean, my own parents can take me anywhere they want 'cause they'll pay, heh heh). First of all, Friendly's food isn't that great, and second of all, you pay through the roof for it. This is just me opining (I just wanted to say "opining") of course, others may feel differently about the whole thing. I do know that these commercials make me not want to go Friendly's. My family is going to go to Boss Hog's Dogs and forget about healthy family dieting! Who's with me? Anyone? Anyone? ...oh. I guess that's why I don't have a family...


*note* Boss Hog's Dogs is a real place. Or should I say, was a real place. It's gone now, off to side-of-the-road-trailer-selling-hot-dogs heaven...*sigh*...memories... Oh my God! I just sounded like a Friendly's commercial! Please!--make it stop! Make it stop!!!