BLESSING<-->CURSE

Does anyone ever wake up with a Bon Jovi song in their head? No? Not since 1987? Hmmm... Has anyone ever woken up with a Christina Aguilera song in their head? No? Not unless you're under the age of 14? Hmmm... Has anyone on God's green earth ever awoken with Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's Head to Toe in their head???

...errr, yeah. Me either.

LINKS. NOT CHAIN. NOT GOLF. NOT ZELDA.

This is quite the most fun little thang ever.

I've been preaching this forever. Read it. It will change your life! (So says Dr. Phil, number one I² fan)

WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Funny baseball player names:

Coco Crisp
Vladimir Guerrero
Wily Mo Pena
Jimmy Gobble



...Jimmy Gobble, Jimmy Gobble.

JUST SAY NO! THE SIGN SAYS SO

An odd thing: Today I was walking by a public high school and noticed a sign that said: DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE. Will be prosecuted within 1000 feet. Hey, that's great that they're concerned about the welfare of young'uns, but am I wrong in saying that isn't EVERY PLACE IN THE UNITED STATES supposed to be drug free? Drugs are ILLEGAL, which means NOBODY is supposed to have them ANYWHERE. Thusly rendering the sign moot. And is the sign supposed to repel drug dealers? They already run an illicit business, will a mere sign stop them? Do they expect the drug dealers to stumble upon the sign an be like "Whoa! Hey guys, there's a sign, we can't sell our product here! These experimental youths will be corrupted and we can't have that! We don't want our customer base to grow at the price of corrupting kids! For shame!" Because in reality, it'll be "Let's hang out 1000 and 1 feet away and let the kids come to us!"