FULL HOUSE. NOT THE POKER HAND. UNFORTUNATELY.
I talked about the slip of John Stamos into career hell a few days ago. He's fallen far from the mighty heights of Full House. *sigh* The good ol' days... Except they weren't that good. Full House was one of the sappiest sitcoms in recent memory (cue the piano music aaaaand cut to moral!) and now it's coming to Nick at Nite! What the heck is this? Why did they deem that show classic enough to appear on their nightly programming? It hardly stands toe to toe with classic sitcoms like The Dick Van Dyke Show, or even modern shows that run on the channel like Roseanne. Why? Why??? Please spare me from the unbearable geekiness that is Bob Saget! Keep the funny voices of Dave Coulier away from me!! How many more "How rude!"s can I take??? Not many my friends... not many... *shudder*
HOT OR NOT?
One thing that greatly disturbs me (among the multitudes of things that disturb me) is guys who put waaaaaay too much time into their appearance and are so into themselves. Sure, everyone likes to look nice, but I'm talking about these guys who shave their chests, go to tanning booths, buy the trendy Abercrombie clothes, and primp in front of the mirror for much too long of a time. This, my friends, is DISGUSTING. I'm telling you right now, if one doesn't shave their chest frequently enough after starting to, it gets stubbly. Trust me friends, I have seen the stubble, and it has since scarred me in ways that had heretofore been unknown. *shudder* This is exactly why I'm pale, have sparse scraggly chest hairs, wear the same clothes I've had for years, and barely ever look in a mirror. So who's the cool one now, huh?? Huh??? ...yeah...I know, not me... *sniffle*
THE MEDIOCRITY OF A FALLEN STAR...
It happened again. First we had Terry Bradshaw, Hulk Hogan, Mike Piazza, and even ALF sucked into the void of promoting 10-10-220, 10-10-321, etc. etc. Now there's a new casualty--John Stamos. He's promoting 10-10-987, which does the exact same thing as the other numbers, so why do we need another I ask? But I digress. And Stamos, how far have you fallen? You went from one of the greatest TV shows of all time, Full House, *snicker* and now you promote telephone numbers. Even your wife, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, has more acting work than you! And she's tecnically not even an actor, she was a model who got roles in movies. Hit movies, like X-Men. Remember what a "hit" is like John? Probably not. Ask your wife.
JOHN'S DAY...
Rebecca: "I hung out with Ian McKellen and Hugh Jackman and other A-list stars today! What did you do today honey?"
John: "I...[mumbling] did some phone commercials today..." *whimper*
Rebecca: "Awww...it's okay honey, you might be famous again someday!"
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Random Song In My Head When I Woke Up This Morning:
Snow--"Informer"
