MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!

If I never see Willem Dafoe dressed up as a woman again, it'll be too soon. *shudder*

I WISH IT WAS AN AWARD SHOW FOR GRANDMOTHERS

The Grammy Award nominees were announced yesterday (a complete list can be found here). Yippity-yee-ha. I'm so excited. The Grammys have no integrity to them at all. The list of nominees reads like a Top 40 radio station playlist. When will they get some guts and honor some actual good music instead of the everyday, popular, derivative junk? It's mostly hip hop and rap! What? Am I watching the Source Awards nominations all of a sudden? It's all music teenage boys and girls like, anyone over 19--STAY AWAY. This is not the award show for you. I would suggest an alternative music award show, but they're all this way. So let's give a giddy scream for Evanescence, Justin Timberlake, and Pharrell Williams! (who?)

An interesting note: One of the artists who announced the nominations was MC Lyte. A wha--? Did my Wayback Machine inadvertantly take me to 1988 or something?

IDENTITY CRISIS

Why in the heck did I get an email from YM magazine today? Young Miss?? Hell-ooo!! I'm not young! Nor am I a miss! Jeez. Have some respect!

...That's Miz to you Mister Man!

EVEN WINNIE THE POOH MUST HAVE AN AVERSION TO THIS

I don't know about you guys, but I am soooooo gonna be first in line to see Honey tomorrow. And I'm soooooo gonna buy the soundtrack and bust out some hot moves to it too. Dat movie looks real jiggy yo.

JARVIS COCKER LIKED IT SO MUCH HE NAMED HIS BAND AFTER IT

An interesting quandry has been posed by reader loonatic--Orange juice pulp: Yay or Nay? I myself like the pulp, surprising I know. I don't like it uber-thick, but enough so I can get some in every sip. After getting used to the pulp, drinking OJ without it just seems kinda...I don't know...plain. Like you're only drinking half the orange. But that's just one man's opinion. What's your OJ style of choice? Comment below.

The Fox Steals Home updated!

small IS IN

Why, when you go to a restaurant, and order a juice, they give it to you in a small glass? But it's not only in restaurants, because if you go to someone's house, they'll serve it to you in a small glass also. It's just "the thing to do." But why is this? I like a lot of orange juice in a big glass dang it! I don't need no stinkin' tiny juice glass! I feel like I have to nurse it the whole meal or I'll run out and then be thirsty the rest of the time. Let's stand together and free ourselves from the tyranny of the small juice glass!

*addendum* Tonight I watched The Tracy Morgan Show, and what did Tracy want with his breakfast? Orange juice in a small glass. As you can see, SGS (small glass syndrome) has spread further than previously believed...