THE PARIS IN THE HAT

The most bizarre, random cameo in a movie of recent note has got to be the 3 second flash of Paris Hilton in The Cat In The Hat. Wha--? Why? Did the producers say, "Hey, you know what would make this scene way better? Inserting a random socialite into the mix! Brilliant!"

And what do the parents think? Paris does have that "other" video out, is this the image they desire to see in a children's movie? And for that matter, what would Dr. Seuss himself think??

But lucky for us, on the disc's deleted scenes, there's even more footage of Paris dancing! (quite badly) Oh salvation!

DIRTY DREAMING

Right now, at the wee hour of 3:23 in the morning, I think I'm being kept awake by the Dirty Dancing theme song in my head. And I think that scares me. Damn you Patrick Swayze! Damn you!!!

AMERICAN IDOL THOUGHTS

Yeah, I watch American Idol, you got a problem wit dat?? Giving a shout out to Sarah at C'mon Billy, a few thoughts:

John Stevens is my MAN. I don't know if he's gonna win it, but I think he's gonna go far.

I've pegged Jasmine Trias as the early favorite to win. Not only has she got "the look," she's got talent to back it up.

I hate how they fill the results shows almost entirely with fluff. yay. Clay Aiken is singing again. yay. Ratings rule, as usual.

Randy's incessant use of the words "yo," "dawg," "hot," and "yeeah!" drives me absolutely INSANE. Give that homey talk a rest son.

Am I the only one that's not jumping on the George Huff bandwagon? a) The guy is a total dork, and b) I don't particular think he's that great of a singer either. Same with Jon Peter Lewis. Forget his white boy dancing, the guy is NOT a good singer. How did he make it over Suzy Vulaca?? This is an outrage!

AVERAGE IS AS AVERAGE DOES

I have a real problem with Average Joe: Adam Returns, airing tonight. It features the return of Adam, the loser of the first Average Joe. My problem is that this guy is not average. He's a millionaire for god's sake! How many of us are millionaires?? It's far from average, that's for sure, and thusly he doesn't qualify. If you can't find love, go buy it man! Money talks. I'm pretty quiet since I have no money. Now that's average.