Yay!!!!!!! I fixed it!!

Wow, I wickedly screwed this up now can't figure it out again. Arrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!! Bear with me.

SYRUP'S UP!

'Tis the season for maple syrup from the wintry New England woods. Some people might love this time of year, where the fresh maple syrup is in abundance to be liberally sprinkled on pancakes everywhere. But not me, I think the real stuff is gross. Give me the fake, processed, sugar-loaded, corn syrup Mrs. Butterworth's anytime. Yeah!

Some people pronounce syrup as "surp" while others pronounce it as "see-rup"--sup wit dat?

BUTTER BY ANY OTHER NAME

I alternately call butter, margarine and margarine, butter. I don't see what the big difference between them is besides the fact that margarine usually comes in a tub and is softer than butter. I guess maybe one is supposedly healthier for you too, but they seem to change their minds on that one all the time so who knows which one is better? If someone offered someone butter but they wanted margarine, would they refuse it? Would they even know if they weren't told? There needs to be a unification of the two, some harmony in their zen. I think it'll ultimately be what's best for the spread industry.

Correction: Whoops, I had called Camille Carmen in yesterday's post. Silly me. All fixed.

WEEKLY AMERICAN IDOL THOUGHTS

If George Huff doesn't stop talking about his moustache I might go insane. "I've had a mush-tache since I was 14 years old, that was the biggest mush-tache I ever had, my friends like it without the mush-tache..." Argh! Stop!

George Huff and Jon Peter Lewis are geeks, that much is certain. And so is my man John Stevens I'll admit, but it doesn't matter since whatever comes out of his mouth is SONIC GOLD.

Who do I think is leaving this week? Camille.

POST MEANT TO BE POSTED YESTERDAY BUT WASN'T

Today, randomly, the theme song from Family Matters popped into my head. "It's a rare condition...this day and age..." You know you know it too. Odd. But even odder was the fact that on Friends later this very night, they were watching Family Matters! What have I done to deserve this? Haven't I already put in enough time with Steve Urkel and his cohorts?? Make it stop!!

LATE NIGHT DITTY

Oh insomnia.
I'm afraid of you keeping
Me up through the night.

*grumble*