Passionate Probing

Looking at the pace and passion with which the Indian youth and media are probing bollywood drug mafia to find the cause of celebrity death, PM of India decided to dissolve CBI and distribute all pending cases to the public. Some more noted leaders joined the bandwagon requesting public investigation. 

Didi requested a serious probe on origin of Rosogulla denying claims of Odisha. UP CM Yogi wanted a probe on why Covid19 wasn't christened as Bhasmasura19 since the disease involves touching the face with hands to turn into ashes. Chandrababu wanted a probe on 2019 elections as to how could Opposition resort to EVM tampering and not his ruling Government. Elon Musk wanted to know if Ambani has plans to launch Reliance Rockets Ltd. Vinod Kambli wanted conspiracy behind 96 worldcup semifinal be unfolded. Russia questioned if Indian Chess players really lost internet connection in Olympiad Final especially after Jio Fiber.

China wanted a probe on the modus operandi of Nestle in making Indian Govt lift the ban on maggi. GoT fans wanted to know if season8 was directed by Rohit Shetty. Didi, in her tweet, also asked PM Modi the reasons for getting Trump to visit Ahmedabad and not Kolkata. Seeing this, Donald Trump ordered Indian media to first investigate the genesis of Covid19, predict the upcoming Presidential election results and let him know if Kim Jong Un is up and running. Atheists wanted to find out if God existed for real while NASA wanted Indians to validate the Big Bang Theory. Last to the party, Rahul Gandhi reinstated Rafale deal controversy expecting only better mileage and not necessarily resolution.